the last one killed me
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
so slang is slang for slang
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you
writing seems so easy until you start writing
WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL